Patch Note Pete vs Sprinkler System Sam

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

05-28-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, May 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ❌ VOIDED BY CHAOS

Strength80

Speed80

Endurance70

Technique70

Molecular Density2.5

Existential Dread40

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Patch Note Pete VS Sprinkler System Sam

80Strength

70Speed

80Endurance

70Technique

2.6Molecular Density

28Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Fight cancelled due to molecular density interference