Deductible Dave "The Crusher" vs Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

06-06-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, June 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength71

Speed85

Endurance70

Technique74

Molecular Density3.2

Existential Dread63

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Deductible Dave "The Crusher" VS Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

80Strength

60Speed

95Endurance

88Technique

2.8Molecular Density

55Existential Dread

8Fingers

12Toes

Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

Violence concluded.