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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, August 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Tale of the Broken Elevator

Tale of the Broken Elevator

Strength80
Speed60
Endurance90
Technique95
Molecular Density2.7
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Tale of the Broken Elevator VS Professor Punches
Professor Punches

Professor Punches

80Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
95Technique
3.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Tale of the Broken Elevator
Violence concluded.
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