Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Thilly Gooth

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

08-26-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, August 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Thilly Gooth

80Strength

50Speed

108Endurance

62Technique

86.3Molecular Density

81Existential Dread

12Fingers

9Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.