PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Gas Berger

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

09-11-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, September 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed70

Endurance80

Technique90

Molecular Density2.6

Existential Dread35

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” VS Gas Berger

120Strength

100Speed

50Endurance

30Technique

19.0Molecular Density

82Existential Dread

9Fingers

9Toes

PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”

Violence concluded.