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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

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09-23-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, September 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ⏱️ VIOLENCE PENDING

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS John Jimmy

John Jimmy

95Strength

55Speed

84Endurance

66Technique

28.8Molecular Density

88Existential Dread

10Fingers

9Toes

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