Gas Berger vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-02-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, October 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength120

Speed100

Endurance50

Technique30

Molecular Density19.0

Existential Dread82

Fingers9

Toes9

TALE OF THE TAPE

Gas Berger VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.