TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
07-24-25
APPROVED
Disorder McFrenzy
Strength68
Speed95
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread92
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Disorder McFrenzy VS Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson
70Strength
80Speed
75Endurance
88Technique
1.8Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Disorder McFrenzy
Violence concluded.
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