TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
07-27-25
APPROVED
Tutorial Skip Tony
Strength80
Speed95
Endurance60
Technique75
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread65
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Tutorial Skip Tony VS The Last Two Percent
The Last Two Percent
98Strength
97Speed
100Endurance
100Technique
0.0Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
2Fingers
0Toes
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