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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-09-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, September 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Twitch Streamer Tyler

Twitch Streamer Tyler

Strength55
Speed88
Endurance65
Technique92
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Twitch Streamer Tyler VS Trash Expander
Trash Expander

Trash Expander

80Strength
120Speed
50Endurance
50Technique
72.9Molecular Density
91Existential Dread
13Fingers
14Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Trash Expander
Violence concluded.
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