Self-Checkout Stan vs Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-03-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength77

Speed67

Endurance93

Technique83

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread90

Fingers9

Toes11

TALE OF THE TAPE

Self-Checkout Stan VS Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

70Strength

80Speed

90Endurance

92Technique

2.1Molecular Density

60Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

Violence concluded.