TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-08-25
APPROVED
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Strength79
Speed67
Endurance75
Technique79
Molecular Density3.1
Existential Dread48
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve VS Live Leaked
Live Leaked
78Strength
65Speed
81Endurance
76Technique
15.8Molecular Density
82Existential Dread
8Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Violence concluded.
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