TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-08-25
APPROVED
Nurse Nightmare Nancy
Strength77
Speed90
Endurance84
Technique83
Molecular Density2.5
Existential Dread70
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nurse Nightmare Nancy VS The Last Two Percent
The Last Two Percent
98Strength
97Speed
100Endurance
100Technique
0.0Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
2Fingers
0Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Last Two Percent
Violence concluded.
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