TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-09-25
APPROVED
Soap Scum Supreme
Strength70
Speed82
Endurance71
Technique77
Molecular Density2.6
Existential Dread25
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Soap Scum Supreme VS Grout Goblin Gary
Grout Goblin Gary
74Strength
76Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
3.7Molecular Density
44Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Soap Scum Supreme
Violence concluded.
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