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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-11-25
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📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, October 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
⚡ Combat Status ⏱️ VIOLENCE PENDING
Professor Punches

Professor Punches

Strength83
Speed76
Endurance89
Technique97
Molecular Density3.1
Existential Dread40
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Professor Punches VS Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow

Chairman Meow

85Strength
62Speed
84Endurance
69Technique
87.7Molecular Density
66Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes
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