TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-11-25
APPROVED
Mookie Sanders
Strength121
Speed104
Endurance22
Technique63
Molecular Density84.6
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mookie Sanders VS Professor Punches
Professor Punches
85Strength
82Speed
89Endurance
99Technique
3.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mookie Sanders
Violence concluded.
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