TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-15-25
APPROVED
Banana Hammurabi
Strength74
Speed56
Endurance82
Technique98
Molecular Density20.0
Existential Dread85
Fingers13
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Banana Hammurabi VS Just Greg
Just Greg
75Strength
68Speed
55Endurance
102Technique
40.1Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
12Fingers
6Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Banana Hammurabi
Violence concluded.
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