TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-15-25
APPROVED
The Ellipsis
Strength66
Speed78
Endurance81
Technique75
Molecular Density0.3
Existential Dread99
Fingers7
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Ellipsis VS Deja Vu
Deja Vu
76Strength
83Speed
72Endurance
79Technique
1.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Deja Vu
Violence concluded.
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