TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-15-25
APPROVED
Grill Master Gary
Strength90
Speed55
Endurance85
Technique75
Molecular Density2.9
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grill Master Gary VS The Vorpal Avenger
The Vorpal Avenger
79Strength
71Speed
81Endurance
79Technique
26.0Molecular Density
81Existential Dread
11Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Grill Master Gary
Violence concluded.
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