TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-15-25
APPROVED
The Meaning Seeker
Strength62
Speed88
Endurance79
Technique93
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread98
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Meaning Seeker VS Lottery Ticket Larry
Lottery Ticket Larry
60Strength
60Speed
95Endurance
98Technique
2.0Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Lottery Ticket Larry
Violence concluded.
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