TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-16-25
APPROVED
nft.altruist
Strength40
Speed120
Endurance60
Technique80
Molecular Density0.1
Existential Dread98
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
nft.altruist VS Swisher Sweet
Swisher Sweet
77Strength
78Speed
78Endurance
77Technique
28.4Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
12Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Swisher Sweet
Violence concluded.
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