TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-17-25
APPROVED
Scroll Forever Susan
Strength47
Speed88
Endurance79
Technique93
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Scroll Forever Susan VS Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
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50Strength
92Speed
60Endurance
95Technique
1.2Molecular Density
78Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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