TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-17-25
APPROVED
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Strength122
Speed104
Endurance22
Technique62
Molecular Density99.9
Existential Dread98
Fingers100
Toes50
TALE OF THE TAPE
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY VS 404 Error Evan
404 Error Evan
80Strength
85Speed
65Endurance
70Technique
3.1Molecular Density
57Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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