TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-18-25
APPROVED
Store Brand Stephanie
Strength77
Speed63
Endurance79
Technique71
Molecular Density2.7
Existential Dread26
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Store Brand Stephanie VS Krazy K
Krazy K
72Strength
87Speed
76Endurance
103Technique
2.4Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Krazy K
Violence concluded.
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