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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-23-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
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Strength92
Speed72
Endurance60
Technique86
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread63
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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47Strength
88Speed
78Endurance
87Technique
0.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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