TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-24-25
APPROVED
Swisher Sweet
Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density28.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers12
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Swisher Sweet VS Trash Expander
Trash Expander
80Strength
120Speed
50Endurance
50Technique
72.9Molecular Density
91Existential Dread
13Fingers
14Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Swisher Sweet
Violence concluded.
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