Gas Berger vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

11-05-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength120

Speed100

Endurance50

Technique30

Molecular Density19.0

Existential Dread82

Fingers9

Toes9

TALE OF THE TAPE

Gas Berger VS Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

85Strength

85Speed

60Endurance

70Technique

2.8Molecular Density

22Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.