TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-13-25
APPROVED
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Strength88
Speed71
Endurance59
Technique82
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread63
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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Splinter Testimony
71Strength
77Speed
66Endurance
76Technique
1.2Molecular Density
39Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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