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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

08-04-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, August 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Regional Manager Dave

Strength70

Speed45

Endurance85

Technique90

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread95

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Regional Manager Dave VS Self-Checkout Stan

Self-Checkout Stan

80Strength

70Speed

95Endurance

85Technique

2.8Molecular Density

90Existential Dread

9Fingers

11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Regional Manager Dave

Violence concluded.

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