TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-21-25
APPROVED
Granite Sinclair
Strength99
Speed52
Endurance97
Technique52
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread3
Fingers0
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
Granite Sinclair VS Reverb
Reverb
77Strength
94Speed
53Endurance
76Technique
0.7Molecular Density
91Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Reverb
Violence concluded.
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