TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-22-25
APPROVED
Lady Chaos
Strength70
Speed90
Endurance75
Technique85
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers8
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lady Chaos VS The Implied
The Implied
55Strength
83Speed
77Endurance
85Technique
1.0Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Implied
Violence concluded.
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