TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-08-25
APPROVED
Grammar Nazi Gertrude
Strength55
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique98
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grammar Nazi Gertrude VS YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"
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65Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
90Technique
1.5Molecular Density
82Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Grammar Nazi Gertrude
Violence concluded.
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