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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

12-13-25

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📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, December 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Gilbert Gottfried

Strength30

Speed70

Endurance65

Technique88

Molecular Density1.5

Existential Dread90

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Gilbert Gottfried VS Uncle Kick Salad

Uncle Kick Salad

70Strength

85Speed

68Endurance

77Technique

0.8Molecular Density

31Existential Dread

10Fingers

11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Uncle Kick Salad

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