TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-13-25
APPROVED
Polymer Paradise
Strength91
Speed77
Endurance89
Technique79
Molecular Density3.7
Existential Dread37
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Polymer Paradise VS Low Battery Mode
Low Battery Mode
103Strength
6Speed
101Endurance
102Technique
10.0Molecular Density
99Existential Dread
20Fingers
20Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Low Battery Mode
Violence concluded.
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