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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-15-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
JC Chasez

JC Chasez

Strength54
Speed80
Endurance67
Technique87
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread60
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
JC Chasez VS Sol Slug
Sol Slug

Sol Slug

102Strength
22Speed
61Endurance
120Technique
17.6Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
6Fingers
14Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

JC Chasez
Violence concluded.
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