Help
Discord YouTube

🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
01-05-26
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"

TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"

Strength40
Speed98
Endurance55
Technique88
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" VS Stinky Pete
Stinky Pete

Stinky Pete

55Strength
90Speed
50Endurance
85Technique
1.7Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Violence concluded.
← Return to Violence Schedule