TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-06-26
APPROVED
Crying in Cars Caroline
Strength69
Speed85
Endurance59
Technique81
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread92
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Crying in Cars Caroline VS Glacial Patience
Glacial Patience
95Strength
21Speed
94Endurance
93Technique
11.6Molecular Density
89Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Glacial Patience
Violence concluded.
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