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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, August 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Professor Punches

Professor Punches

Strength80
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique95
Molecular Density3.1
Existential Dread40
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Professor Punches VS Mommy Issues Mike
Mommy Issues Mike

Mommy Issues Mike

55Strength
48Speed
65Endurance
58Technique
1.4Molecular Density
87Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Professor Punches
Violence concluded.
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