TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-08-26
APPROVED
Dust Bunny Dominator
Strength90
Speed60
Endurance80
Technique70
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread55
Fingers8
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dust Bunny Dominator VS The Leaf Blower
The Leaf Blower
90Strength
80Speed
60Endurance
70Technique
3.1Molecular Density
32Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dust Bunny Dominator
Violence concluded.
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