TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-12-26
APPROVED
Miss Demeanor
Strength75
Speed78
Endurance82
Technique65
Molecular Density31.5
Existential Dread89
Fingers0
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Miss Demeanor VS The Honorable Judge Fistmas
☠️ The Honorable Judge Fistmas ☠️
71Strength
89Speed
74Endurance
66Technique
1.2Molecular Density
22Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Miss Demeanor
Violence concluded.
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