TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-14-26
APPROVED
Average Joe
Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density50.0
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Average Joe VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
☠️ YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY ☠️
120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Average Joe
Violence concluded.
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