TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-14-26
APPROVED
Gas Berger
Strength120
Speed100
Endurance50
Technique30
Molecular Density19.0
Existential Dread82
Fingers9
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Gas Berger VS ChoKING on LeeSUN
ChoKING on LeeSUN
58Strength
119Speed
46Endurance
77Technique
89.3Molecular Density
69Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Gas Berger
Violence concluded.
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