Low Battery Mode vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-20-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength100

Speed2

Endurance101

Technique101

Molecular Density10.0

Existential Dread99

Fingers20

Toes20

TALE OF THE TAPE

Low Battery Mode VS Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

96Strength

75Speed

70Endurance

60Technique

4.8Molecular Density

5Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

Violence concluded.