Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” vs Basement Dweller Brad

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-24-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, January 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength96

Speed75

Endurance70

Technique60

Molecular Density4.8

Existential Dread5

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” VS Basement Dweller Brad

43Strength

42Speed

62Endurance

75Technique

2.1Molecular Density

78Existential Dread

14Fingers

6Toes

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

Violence concluded.