Brisket Friendo vs Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-11-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, March 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed65

Endurance80

Technique75

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread25

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Brisket Friendo VS Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

55Strength

85Speed

70Endurance

95Technique

1.6Molecular Density

95Existential Dread

11Fingers

9Toes

Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"

Violence concluded.