Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" vs Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

04-07-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, April 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed75

Endurance70

Technique70

Molecular Density2.2

Existential Dread89

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" VS Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

75Strength

85Speed

65Endurance

75Technique

2.3Molecular Density

38Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

Violence concluded.