Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Gas Berger

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

04-10-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, April 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Gas Berger

120Strength

100Speed

50Endurance

30Technique

19.0Molecular Density

82Existential Dread

9Fingers

9Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.