TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-09-25
APPROVED
Line Number Linda
Strength50
Speed30
Endurance100
Technique95
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread98
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Line Number Linda VS Bigfoot Believer Brenda
Bigfoot Believer Brenda
90Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
4.2Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
13Fingers
7Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Line Number Linda
Violence concluded.
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