Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" vs Self-Checkout Stan

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-08-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength70

Speed80

Endurance90

Technique92

Molecular Density2.1

Existential Dread60

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" VS Self-Checkout Stan

80Strength

70Speed

95Endurance

85Technique

2.8Molecular Density

90Existential Dread

9Fingers

11Toes

Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

Violence concluded.