TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-06-25
APPROVED
The First Prime Number
Strength80
Speed78
Endurance64
Technique88
Molecular Density72.1
Existential Dread9
Fingers12
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
The First Prime Number VS Stinky Pete
Stinky Pete
55Strength
87Speed
49Endurance
79Technique
1.7Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The First Prime Number
Violence concluded.
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